I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
“
| — | Coco Chanel (via kaliforhnia) |
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme
bang:
BRUH KEVIN HART NEEDS TO BACK THIS UP
Lmfaoooo!!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOOO YEOOOOOOOO
I AM FUCKING D E C E A S E D I NEED TO BE RESURRECTED AFTER SEEING THIS FUCKING VIDEO PLEASEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Things women shouldn’t have to apologize for:
1. Having our periods
2. Sexual preference
3. Farting/pooping
4. Bra cup sizes
5. Independence
6. Painting our faces
7. How many people we’ve slept with
8. Looking like hell
9. Not enjoying giving blow jobs
10. Being girly
11. Not being girly
12. Putting relationships first
13. Healthy eating
14. Not liking children
15. Making more money
16. Not wanting to have sex
17. Putting work first
18. Eating too much
